Skip to product information
Bring a little chaotic holiday humor to cozy season with this plush Christmas blanket featuring a wide-eyed festive chicken, twinkling tree, wrapped presents, and the cheeky message “Look at Me Being All Festive and Sh*t.” It’s made for adults who enjoy their Christmas spirit with a generous side of sarcasm—whether draped over the sofa during a holiday movie marathon, wrapped around you after decorating, or tossed across the guest room for a memorable seasonal touch. The soft, medium-heavy fabric adds warmth and comfort while the vibrant one-sided print keeps the playful design front and center. It feels like Christmas morning, family-group-chat humor, and just enough festive mischief in one cozy layer.
Product features
- Extra-soft, medium-heavy fabric weighing 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
- Durable polyester construction that retains its shape and dries quickly
- Double-needle stitching around all seams for lasting durability
- High-detail, vibrant design printed on one side
- Adult-use blanket that meets applicable flammability and chemical safety requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Festive and Sh*t Christmas Owl Velveteen Plush Blanket
$25.99
Sale price
$25.99
Regular price
Product features
- Extra-soft, medium-heavy fabric weighing 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
- Durable polyester construction that retains its shape and dries quickly
- Double-needle stitching around all seams for lasting durability
- High-detail, vibrant design printed on one side
- Adult-use blanket that meets applicable flammability and chemical safety requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product