{"product_id":"festive-and-sh-t-christmas-owl-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Festive and Sh*t Christmas Owl Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"Bring a little chaotic holiday humor to cozy season with this plush Christmas blanket featuring a wide-eyed festive chicken, twinkling tree, wrapped presents, and the cheeky message “Look at Me Being All Festive and Sh*t.” It’s made for adults who enjoy their Christmas spirit with a generous side of sarcasm—whether draped over the sofa during a holiday movie marathon, wrapped around you after decorating, or tossed across the guest room for a memorable seasonal touch. The soft, medium-heavy fabric adds warmth and comfort while the vibrant one-sided print keeps the playful design front and center. It feels like Christmas morning, family-group-chat humor, and just enough festive mischief in one cozy layer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Extra-soft, medium-heavy fabric weighing 8.85 oz\/yd² (300 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester construction that retains its shape and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching around all seams for lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, vibrant design printed on one side\u003cbr\u003e- Adult-use blanket that meets applicable flammability and chemical safety requirements\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"SUPREME ROYAL COLLECTIONS LLC","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51164881322209,"sku":"26985586842863592509","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51164881354977,"sku":"26047374348219744223","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51164881387745,"sku":"16816332439057974750","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/0859\/9777\/files\/13174456545228258904_2048.jpg?v=1793065499","url":"https:\/\/royalcustomdesign.org\/products\/festive-and-sh-t-christmas-owl-velveteen-plush-blanket","provider":"Supreme Royal Collections LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}